If Johnson keeps banging on about Surrender Bills, isn't it about time we come up with our own version for his cobblers?

For starters, how about:

No Deal of Destruction?
The Johnson-Cummings Car Crash?
Johnson's Disaster Charter?
Blind Alley Brexit?

There will be better ones.

— James Archer #LetsStayTogether (@JamesArcher767) September 26, 2019