Rats, unlike Tories, are intelligent, loyal, and – with training – safe around children https://t.co/WewC4EiK4k #Rats #ToryShambles

— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 14, 2021

We have discovered that the UK is surrounded by water https://t.co/AFZr1dIEnu

— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 10, 2021

"Cats may be alien invaders," Some scientists say.https://t.co/3q90Gdk9v4

— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 12, 2021

"We’re not sure how to tell Boris the Lib Dems beat us – his tantrums are legendary," Some Backbenchers say https://t.co/U0mfAGHwvr

— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 18, 2021

"Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a Tory MP which is almost as good," Some Financial Advisors say.https://t.co/44guByqC6p pic.twitter.com/bkOgAefTMA

— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 13, 2021

Now that's a little mean. We're very nice, I promise. https://t.co/M8paz7TuMN

— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 11, 2021

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— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) November 16, 2021

The Conservatives will shortly announce they have now finished potty training Boris https://t.co/kip3cJMDo3

— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 3, 2021

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— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 9, 2021

Sajid Javid is preparing to release a book on responsible and cautious snogging https://t.co/ABEgrSgq03

— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 9, 2021

Of those we spoke to, 98.6% of women said they would not snog Sajid Javid (cautiously or otherwise) for £1,000,000 https://t.co/OgMqo47e3a

— Some People (@PeopleOfSome) December 4, 2021