If Johnson keeps banging on about Surrender Bills, isn't it about time we come up with our own version for his cobblers?
— James Archer #LetsStayTogether (@JamesArcher767) September 26, 2019
For starters, how about:
No Deal of Destruction?
The Johnson-Cummings Car Crash?
Johnson's Disaster Charter?
Blind Alley Brexit?
There will be better ones.
